Matthew Rudy Jacobs: I'm crazy. Don't have a shower at the mo. Have to go to the public baths and listen to old men spitting. Tomorrow I go to the north korean border. I just turned round and about 30 people have started doing tai chi. Meanwhile someone's taking a photo of me. Maybe they have a 'caucasian of the day blog' or maybe not. Now everyone seems to be doing poi. So yeah. It's good. Everything is happening, but so is nothing. See you soon.